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[Kerri's Big Invention]

And once again...

Once again you manage to proove your amazing Flash skills. Many people are inspired by you, but almost never manage to get even near your style of humor. This is why I'll review every aspect of the movie.

Okey, first, let's start with the graphics... actually, forget the graphics, I already discussed it. Many people try to imitate you, so that says it all. Okey, the sounds. The sounds are great, except for the voice actors Sal en Senya. Sometimes you get the feeling their mics suck.

What I really like is the way Ark acts. Ark really sounds like a real comedy actor. Kerrigan sounds... well... I don't know, it's okey. Sal... I haven't heard much of him, just like Senya.

Okey, next, the content. Nice idea, the big invention thingy. Plus, you know that that finger trap plays a big part in the movie. Also, the easter egg is another thing you can't miss in the Ark & Kerrigan movie.

Guest appearances and objects. Let's see... Hamtaro, Pikmin, probably Swear Bear, Cait Sith, Cactuar, probably Red XIII, Chao, Moogle, Mentos, Gunblade, Light Sabre, Majora's Mask, Major's hat, a certain kind of sword from a certain game, the official Resident Evil script, Stung (or was it Sting?), Post-It, GameCube, Playstation 2, Resident Evil Code: Veronica FLASH EDITION (OMG!!!), Rikku, Seymour and Yuna / Tidus and Auron, Solid Snake, The Matrix: Remuffined, Sauron, (who's) John Velcro (?), Nightmare, the banana.

Some secret things:

You can find the word Juice on the shelves. It's near Majora's Mask. Also, there is a Monkey sign near.

The games between the GameCube and Playstation 2 are:

Animal Crossing 2: The Red Light Discrict
Metroid: Saving Private Aran
Tomb Raider: Who Cares Anymore?
Final Fantasy X-2: Girls Gone Wild
Chrono Trigger 3 (We can Dream, Can't We?)

On the green board you can probably find a cheat from a certain game. It is up up down down left right left right B A B A start.

All these secrets give this movie a new thing to keep yourself busy.

["R"]

Nice movie, but you could of used streaming sounds

But enough about reviewing. Let's talk intellectual. It is good if we stop and think: "Why do we live?" but isn't it better to think: "What do we want our lives to be? What do we want as our purpose?".

But the most important question: "Why do we always pick on each other?". That is the main thing why most brilliant scientists were executed. Look at Plato, a student of... some other dude. He was sentenced to drink the poison cup. And still there are people who are picking others for fun. Look at all the n00bs out here. They think they can just walk in and vote 0, with the reason "U SUK". But also, what's even more wrong, are the so called elite people. Elites were the cause of death of milions of people.

Another important question: "Why do we love?". I think that's the most difficult question. Love is a way to keep man and woman together. Without them, children can't grow up. But why does everything has to be a love thing? There are great philosophers who think about love. But there isn't an explaination for love. And that's the same with life. There is no explaination. Is there a meaning of life? Is there a purpose of falling in love? Is there a reason why we have elites and footpeople? That are questions that can control our lives. If you don't think about those things, then you won't get any troubles. Let every question pass, the answer will find you. The purpose of life isn't what people search, it's fortune men search. But fortune isn't just money or wisdom, fortune is happyness, love, all the things that make us feel we are king of the world, make us feel we could fly. It's the search for freedom that drives us.

Anyways, nice animation. Only, try to be nicer to those n00bs.

Da-Dinictus responds:

First, let's discuss the title of your review - streaming audio? It all was streaming. And compressed. It's just an awfull lot of graphics and soundbytes -not to mention tween objects in the library >_< - which all adds to the file size.
Now, as for your very elaborate review upon this movie's contents, in which you state, that our answers to our questions will drift 'pon the flow of time towards us, if chance has it. An interesting take. Laid back, and very much focused on what you do now and soon, not really as to come yet. I was a bit surprised you mentioned these NG users and to use them in contrast to the Athene court of old times that has sentenced Plato to drink the poison. But I can see your point. But seeing the Question around all revolves as "What do we want our lives to be?" is more for a life style I mentioned earlier - not at all suiting to some, or just the kind of life and ideals others just might share.
Finally, the n00bs I must be nice to? There are two kinds of new users, be it to a game, to a BBS, or NewGrounds - the kind, respectfull newbie, with some nettiquette, and 'teh n00bie', claiming he 'pwnz @ll' and whatnot. The latter need to beat the respect out of me if they want it. And since most of them are either talentless hacks without Flash experience, I don't even mind if a movie got blammed because you'd know what Flash just might be if you put some work to it, those bastards get nothing from me. And most of the time, they catch me in my bad mood. ^_^ I'm adorable. And fuzzy. Eat rice.[/random insanity]
...Thank you for your kind review. You've taken your time for it. And I'm glad you wanted to share your views with us.

[GameFAQs: Ryu Vs CATS]

SCREW YOU! YOU RIP OFF ELVIS!!!

Nah, just making fun of that HEX guy who voted low on All Your Pie.

Anyways, tho I'm an Elvis fan (yes, I'm an Elvis fan), I liked that last part of the movie a lot. Who sang that (those credits went to fast)? I really liked it. What I didn't like is the face of CATS pasted on Elvis' head. Not that that was offensive, but you could of been more creative with that. Also, can you send me that All Your Base song?

Another minor issue about the graphics. Those weren't that great. And I know, the original wasn't that great too, but at some points it was, well, too boring. But I did like the part where Ryu had to fight against the All Your Base words. Nice job on that. Also, some pictures are recycled again and again. The original had diffrent pictures all the time. And in the intro, it wasn't that great that Ryu's pic was just rotated. But hey, you can't get all...

[FF Tribute - Chocobo Mix]

Good soundtrack too!!!

I really liked the song and the movie. That Joe guy is a good remixer. But if you compare the song in the movie with the MP3, you can hear the quality is lower. That's a real shame, because you can hear how good the song actually is. Especially in those parts where you don't here the 'robot' sing. Another reason why you should download the song!

The song is located on:
http://remix.overclocked.org/detailmix.php?mixid=OCR00465

You can also find the lyrics there.

[Manyang Flash #1]

Hmmm... not your best, but...

I always liked movies with Pencak Silat, especially because I practice it. But I never seen a stick movie with Pencak Silat, until a few months ago. Back then people found it good, but now I've seen your second movie, I think you could do better. This is not your best work. But PENCAK SILAT RULEZ!!!

[Obsidan]

Hmmm... too bad about that mouse thingy...

If the mouse wasn't hidden, I would give it a higher rating, but hiding that mouse was completely useless. But it was good. Very good indeed. I like it.

[I Am Resident Evil]

WTFWTFWTFWTFWTF

This is good!!! I like it! At least the humor. I only don't get it, but simply because I'm a Dutchman. Meh, better download the commercial...

MWUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUA...

[Samus and Megaman Part 2]

Okey... nice...

I think the movie was quite nice, but the sound wasn't that good, like you've downgraded the sounds. Also, the music wasn't that good quality. The use of hand-drawn characters is quite fun, but sometimes, the animations look crappy and slow. Plus, Megaman looks like a wuss here. But it was nice. And the plot was nice too.

[Mr. T Vs MM Power Rangers]

Meh... Okey, I like it!

I don't really like photo animations. They look too crappy. BUT, I do like this one. The animations weren't that good, but the stances are combined in a great way. The things that I don't actually like are some parts, where the faces etc get so blurry, you couldn't see who that person is. Plus, Power Rangers aren't transformers... they are, but they don't make those transformer sounds.

[The Return of Ganondorf]

Me like this

I always loved Hyrule. It is a peacefull place, full of happy people, happy animals, happy chicks... chicken. You can do almost everything there. Play with the Ocarina, chase chicken without a purpose, use fairies as bait, turn evil, the usual.

That's the reason I like this movie. And for a lot of other reasons. I like voice acting, but too bad the sound was crappy. Oh well, the humor makes everything up.

I want more Hyrule happiness. Make more. Before I... before I... before I start singing songs from "Blue".